For self-directed investors and options income sellers

Stop researching your own portfolio. We already did.

Brokerage Bible reads your account and the market, then emails you a plain-English briefing three times a day. What moved, why it moved, and what needs your attention. Read it in 90 seconds and get on with your life.

Read-only connection 20+ brokers via SnapTrade No card required
Founding members: $39/mo locked for life · first 100 seats only
Brokerage Bible
Let the market come to you
Midday Briefing · 1:12 PM ET
Midday
Tuesday · markets open
● RISK-ON
Your day so far
+$21,941 (+1.03%)
Options overlay +$3,184 across 22 short puts
NVDA+$9,412
MSFT+$4,880
AAPL+$2,113
DIS−$1,077
⚠ Watch outPLTR reports earnings Thursday, inside your short-put strikes.
Why it exists

Everything about your money, made easier.

You should not need an hour of research a day just to know what happened to your own account.

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Easier on your time

No more juggling news apps, broker screens, and Reddit threads before breakfast. The research arrives done. Ninety seconds, three times a day, and you are caught up.

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Easier on your account

Every briefing is written from your live positions, not "the market." Your P&L by position, your winners and drags, your risks. It knows what you own because it looks.

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Easier on your day

The market has a schedule, so your briefings do too. The Open before you start work, Midday while you eat, Closing Bell when it settles. Never wonder what you missed.

How it works

Set it up once. Two minutes.

Then the market comes to you, every trading day, forever.

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Connect your brokerage

Link your account read-only through SnapTrade. 20+ brokers supported. We can see your positions and nothing else. Trading is impossible by design.

Takes 2 minutes
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We do the homework

Every number is computed in code from your broker data, then verified. AI writes only the plain-English explanation around the math. It never invents a figure.

Automatic, every trading day
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Read it in 90 seconds

Three briefings land in your inbox at 9:35, 1:00, and 4:15 ET. No app to check, no dashboard to remember, no tab to keep open. Just open your email.

Open · Midday · Closing Bell
What you get

Three editions. Every trading day.

Each one written from your live positions, minutes before it sends.

9:35 AM ET
The Open

What moved overnight, today's risk regime, and how your book is positioned walking into the session.

1:00 PM ET
Midday

What the tape is actually doing, your live P&L by position, and anything drifting toward trouble.

4:15 PM ET
Closing Bell

How the day settled, what drove your gainers and drags, and what is on deck for tomorrow.

For options income sellers

Your options risk, watched for you.

If you sell puts or run covered calls, this is the section you will read first. The risks that hide until they get expensive, surfaced daily.

  • Every contract tracked to expiry, days remaining at a glance
  • Mark vs. your entry price on each short position
  • Earnings-inside-your-strikes warnings, days ahead
  • Assignment flags the moment a short goes in-the-money
  • Daily overlay P&L, so you know what the options book earned
ContractExpiresStatus
PLTR $28 PUT ×−10Fri · 3dEARNINGS 8/6
ORCL $125 CALL ×−1Aug 21 · 17dASSIGNMENT RISK
NVDA $165 PUT ×−5Aug 28 · 24dSAFE · 12% OTM
SOFI $22 PUT ×−20Sep 18 · 45dSAFE · 9% OTM
Pricing

Less than a coffee a day. Hours back a week.

One plan, everything included. Early members keep the founding price forever.

FIRST 100 SEATS ONLY
Founding member

Brokerage Bible

$39/month
Price locked for life
  • 3 briefings every trading day
  • Live P&L, position by position
  • Options overlay P&L + Expiry Radar
  • Assignment and earnings-in-strikes flags
  • One connected brokerage account
  • Direct line to the founder
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Standard

$59/month
  • Everything in Founding
  • Multi-account households
  • SMS / WhatsApp delivery
  • Weekly deep-dive reviews
  • White-label for advisors
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Questions

Fair questions, straight answers.

Is this financial advice?

No. Brokerage Bible describes and flags what is happening in your account. It never recommends. No "you should," no "consider selling." It is your book, explained; the decisions stay yours.

Can it trade in my account?

Structurally impossible. The connection is created read-only, and our code is physically incapable of calling trading endpoints. That is enforced by an allowlist with automated tests, not by a policy document.

Which brokers are supported?

20+ brokers through SnapTrade, including the major U.S. retail platforms. If yours is not supported, tell us on the waitlist form. Broker coverage gets prioritized by demand.

I don't trade options. Is it still useful?

Yes. The P&L narration, per-position explanations, and daily regime read work for any portfolio. The Options Expiry Radar simply stays quiet until you have options on.

How is this different from Google Finance or my broker's newsletter?

Those tell everyone the same thing. Every Brokerage Bible edition is computed from your live positions minutes before it sends. It is about your money, not the market in general.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes, one click, no questions. Your data deletes with it.

Let the market come to you.

First 100 seats: $39/mo, locked for life. No card required to join the list.